''PLEASE MTV - PIMP MY JEANS.''

C'MOON! C'MOON' C'MOON! SIR, WE NEED HELP; SOMEONE RIPPED/FUCKED UP/MESSED UP/WHATEVER (UP) OUR JEANS. CHILL OUT - IT'S NOT YOURS.

why a facelift - when you can easily cut it off instead?

what's that needlessly hanging neckless doing there?

- i'ts hanging, dude!

OMG - THE JEANS' BEEN FUCKED UP!

as i sat down; they even got slightly ripped a bit more .

POINT on ME WITH YOUR BARE FINGERZ!

day 113 and i'm gonna fuck the other jeans another day.